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23 ADULT TRUTHS ******
1 Sometimes I’ll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.
2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.
Two brooms were hanging in the closet and
after a while they got to know each other so
well, they decided to get married.
One broom was, of course, the bride broom,
the other the groom broom.
The bride broom looked very beautiful in her
Hope you find this humorous……..
[From Rourke – Thanks to Richard for suggesting this .]
When chemists die, they barium.
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
I know a guy who’s addicted to brake fluid...
(Winston Churchill loved them) are figures of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected; frequently humorous.
1. Where there’s a will, I want to be in it.
The wife left a note on the fridge:
“It’s not working, I can’t take it anymore! Gone to stay at my Mother’s.”
I opened the fridge, the light came on and the beer was cold.I have no idea what in the hell she was talking about…the f...