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By: Editor at Large Suni

 

US Must Pledge Not to Use Force Says Russia’s Putin

http://cnsnews.com/news/article/patrick-goodenough/russia-s-proposal-us-must-pledge-not-use-force-and-assad-regime-can CNS News 

 

Syrian Rebels Seize Control of Christian Village

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2013/09/08/syrian-rebels-take-christian-village/2781763/   USA Today

 

“Trail Life USA” Boy Scout Alternative Launches Premier Christian Group for Boys

http://beforeitsnews.com/opinion-conservative/2013/09/boy-scout-alternative-trail-life-usa-launches-premier-christian-group-for-boys-2711086.html Before It’s News  

 

Bikers Roar Over Muslims In DC

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/09/11/video-motorcycles-rumble-through-on-the-way-to-d-c-for-911-rally/   The Blaze 

 

Bikers Roar Over D.C.

http://www.wnd.com/2013/09/2-million-bikers-roar-over-muslims-in-d-c/ WND

 

Are the Terrorists Setting the Wildfires?

http://www.wnd.com/2013/09/are-terrorists-setting-u-s-wildfires/ WND 

 

Christians Targeted With Charges of Defamation

http://cnsnews.com/news/article/patrick-goodenough/christians-egypt-targeted-charges-religious-defamation CNS News 

 

US Military Confirms Rebels Had Sarin

http://www.wnd.com/2013/09/u-s-military-confirms-rebels-had-sarin/ WND  

 

Nun Reveals Rebel Atrocities in Syria

http://www.wnd.com/2013/09/nun-reveals-rebel-atrocities-in-syria/ WND

 

Another Attack on a U.S. Consulate

http://www.jihadwatch.org/2013/09/afghanistan-islamic-jihadists-murder-3-wound-10-in-attack-on-us-consulate.html Jihad Watch

 

IRS’ Lois Lerner Specifically Targeted Tea Party

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2013/sep/12/emails-ois-lerner-specifically-targeted-tea-party/ Washington Times  

 

Massive Drill Planned to Simulate a Knockout Blow to Power Grid

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/08/17/us/as-worries-over-the-power-grid-rise-a-drill-will-simulate-a-knockout-blow.html?pagewanted=1&_r=2 NY Times

 

Al-Qaeda Chief Calls for ATTACKS on U.S.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/al-qaeda/10306755/Al-Qaeda-chief-calls-for-attacks-on-US-in-911-speech-to-followers.html Telegraph  

 

Colorado Makes History With Recall Vote  Video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEkjfwIYEGY&feature=youtu.be   NRA-ILA NEWS  

 

Colorado Flood: “Wall of Water”

http://www.denverpost.com/breakingnews/ci_24085391/colorado-flooding-nws-says-wall-water-headed-toward The Denver Post

 

Common Core for Our Children?

http://dailycaller.com/2013/09/12/fifty-shades-of-the-common-core-how-much-porn-is-too-much-for-high-schoolers/ The Daily Caller 

 

Obamacare Employee Accidentally Sends Out 2,400 Social Security Numbers

http://www.weeklystandard.com/blogs/obamacare-employee-accidentally-sends-out-2400-social-security-numbers_753991.html The Weekly Standard

 

Poland Confiscates Half of Citizens Pensions

http://www.wnd.com/2013/09/government-confiscates-half-of-citizens-pensions/ WND

 

US and Russia Reach Agreement in Syria Weapons Talks

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2013/09/14/us-russia-syria-weapons-talks-reach-critical-stage/ Fox News  

 

How Did Gunman Pass Through Security

http://video.foxnews.com/v/2676267785001/ Fox News

Husband Store              

A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Along the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:

  You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, but if you choose to go up to the next floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:                   

Floor 1 – These men Have Jobs                    

She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, there the sign reads:                   

Floor 2 – These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.

  ‘That’s nice,’ she thinks, ‘but I want more.’   So she continues upward.

The third floor sign reads:                 

Floor 3 – These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.                   

‘Wow,’ she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.    

She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:                 

Floor 4 – These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.                   

‘Oh, mercy me!’ she exclaims, ‘I can hardly stand it!’                 

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:                   

Floor  5 – These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.                   

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:                 

Floor 6 – You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.

Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.             

PLEASE NOTE:              To avoid gender bias charges, the store’s owner opened a New Wives store just across the street.             

The First floor has wives that love sex.                 

The Second floor has wives that love sex and have money and like beer  .            

The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.

Submitted by Suni!

“All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that  good men do nothing.”
Edmund Burke
“He who passively accepts evil is as much involved in  it as he who helps to perpetrate it.” Martin Luther King, Jr                
                                      “In GOD We Trust”

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